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SPINY - rough, unwelcoming and hostile. Matches my personality perfectly. Sorted. I'm coming back as a cactus.




OH, MR. MITTENS! - Call me that stupid name just one more time, I dare you




The Heights -




SNOOZE BUTTON -




GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: may challenge alzheimers i can t remember caca
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:59 pm
I can't wait for these years... that's when the fun will really start... even if I can't recognize the humor in it. 5L
pieman - May 1, 2010, 11:09 am
I give the higest rating for ... what is this site again?


CACTUS PROBLEMS - I think this qualifies as a Hazard. XD




FREE HUGS -


TAGS: cactus hugs any takers pzy
Rating: 4.76/5

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ICEMAN - March 6, 2011, 7:15 pm
Ahhhh yessss... Home sweet home. 5 prickly pears.


CONFESSIONS -


TAGS: plants wither die cacti eyes
Rating: 4.71/5

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Houseplant - June 17, 2012, 12:35 pm
Just feed me beer once in and while and i'll be just fine...5L
Sho - June 16, 2012, 1:34 pm
Lol since those grow in the wild here, no one has them xD
gas - June 15, 2012, 8:35 pm
I also had a cactus once xD


DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN -




WOULD YOU RATHER - Get slapped across the face with this cactus Or grab and squeeze it with your bare hands?


TAGS: make your choice cactus thorns
Rating: 3.75/5

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Sho - August 4, 2011, 3:25 pm
Oh ok, thanks. I like making them up
R.S.Jake - August 4, 2011, 12:25 pm
Marriage = Darned if you do, Darned if you don't.
Sho - August 4, 2011, 11:10 am
Marriage posters?
Verdeckt - August 4, 2011, 6:14 am
Wow, these marriage posters are getting weirder and weirder.


Dude -


TAGS: paramedics cactus prickly man
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2014, 9:24 am
That's what happens when you decide to go off the highway to take a leak...poor bugger! Thanks for the vote Jesus.
JesusWept - May 5, 2014, 12:20 pm
Ouch X 5


MOTIDEATH - We all have a one-way ticket to the same sunny vacation spot. Done deal. 100 percent.


TAGS: do you feel violated because i looked through your cache
Rating: 4.09/5

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pzykosiz - January 21, 2011, 3:34 am
after looking at this, i'm gonna have to add myself to the list - 126662, 125877, 120118, 115484, 115214, 114449, 114118, 112530, 110976, 101491 - probably more
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:56 pm
Now, when you say "get 3 inches...."
rerun - December 28, 2009, 6:55 pm

crap. To think tomorrow we are supposed to get 3 inches....and FM & Veg are West of me and going to get hit harder
Fatt Matt - December 28, 2009, 4:13 pm
@ rerun & veggie - Snow on x-mas... in Texas! I thought i was going to hell then and there... @Moo+ yeah not a complaint just freaking weird, How about we bring our 110+ degree days up there and see who's crying ;)
Fatt Matt - December 28, 2009, 4:09 pm
I bow to you sir. That must have been hours wading through our crap to get this gold nugget. +5 slow and pain-fulls.
Narutarded - December 28, 2009, 3:30 pm
Okay, so how will I die? (Use Briton's posters if you need to.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:46 pm
Did you say Blumpkin?.....been there, done that.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 6:40 pm

not a complaint, just a, well a novelty in this part of Texas. I am sure that for you this would be considered a walk in the park. What is it you want to Caress.....pumpkin?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:37 pm
I won't steal anything....I just wanna "caress" a few things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:36 pm
Leave a light on.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
Ha! 1234 Stalker Avenue. And I'm leaving on Neveruary 32nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:31 pm
Yeah, What's your exact address....and when are you going on vacation?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:29 pm
f*** every one of you Americans that complain aboot cold and snow......f*** you right in the eye.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:21 pm
We got it over here, too, believe it or not. It's not sticking, but we'll take it.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 6:19 pm

I think Fatt Matt is Arlingtion area. Cold and....snow
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:17 pm
Odessa.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 6:16 pm

where exactly in West Texas. Frisco Texas for me, near Dallas
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:14 pm
West Texas. I'm standing right here, why are you talking like I'm not in the room? LOL Just kidding.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:13 pm
*sighs* I hate you so much, Moo. So very, very much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:13 pm
BTW? Where does Veg live.........We never cleared that up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
Bone already "did" Veggie?........how was he?
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:06 pm
Oh, yeah! My bad I forgot we talked this morning. I just don't want anyone to feel left out.
BoneCD - December 24, 2009, 5:39 pm
I thought I already did Veggie...I mean how many can you hold against me (BTW it's a 5 and lets hope they serve Heineken down there)
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 5:11 pm
yep, that'd be one of the 2 straight to the firey gates. your creativity is absolutely astounding. 5 save me a place if you get there firsts.
Bartimaeus - December 24, 2009, 11:54 am
lol, the numbers even work. Figures..."rule 63 jesus" did me in. 5/5
Faceplant31 - December 24, 2009, 11:33 am
Epic!! Good sh*t Pro!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 10:25 am
Space you old softie.....such a good boy, a clean boy.....what a mommas boy.
spacedog - December 24, 2009, 10:23 am
Well I'll try to be meaner in the new year. I needed a resolution anyway, so now I've got something to shoot for.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 10:17 am
Thanks Space. You're right... you had the cleanest cache of all of them.
spacedog - December 24, 2009, 10:09 am
Ha! Nice work, Pro. BTW, God says I'm forgiven till next time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 9:23 am
Phew!....I broke 3 commandments today just to ensure my place. I would be so bored in heaven..........@ Ed, I only serve drinks to one person, Can you guess who that is?
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 9:17 am
Dammit, GreyScorp! Okay, yeah Moo, we took a vote. Sorry dude.
Ed-Hyde - December 24, 2009, 9:09 am
#39266 om nom nom nom. And Moo+, you are supposed to be serving drinks in Heaven, I checked the schedule.
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 9:08 am
we took a vote ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 9:03 am
Why don't I get to go to hell with everyone else.....And WTF am I supposed to do in heaven?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 8:48 am
I'm not sure how to feel about this....maybe I don't get it.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:42 am

even if I wasn't on it i 5L worthy. You put my efforts to shame....and that isn 't a bad thing.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 8:22 am
Of course you did, Rerun. Your name's on it. ;)
rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:20 am

This is fantastic, this one took a long time to do, lot of posters to review. I gave you 5L
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 8:13 am
By the way, I almost used #39266 for yours... but it was too heavenly to sacrifice.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 8:12 am
Ha! Nice catch, Rerun.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:08 am

and I cannot spell today.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:07 am

respell "Machine" so I can rejectb for content....that is one of todays "reject" lines....love it
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 8:02 am
Hell....Chompers....71776 There you go.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 7:58 am
I haven't "met" you yet, Chompers. Hang on...
Chompers - December 24, 2009, 7:52 am
Wait, why am I not on this?
rerun - December 24, 2009, 7:38 am

Hmmm, since I am on top....you my b****...
sickartist - December 24, 2009, 5:24 am
Stuck for eternity between Rerun and FattMatt.
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:29 am
Quit reading my mind, Veggie. All the ones on that list are great as well.
Cubbybear - December 24, 2009, 1:18 am
At least I won't be lonely;)


CACTUS-FLAVORED ICE CREAM - Next-to-the-last favorite flavor, just ahead of 'Skunk butt.'




CAC-CARD - SCORE! I found mine, WHEW! the D-FAC is closing soon! And it's FAJITA-FRIDAYS!




Disability -


TAGS: pzy b***erfly disability wing cacoon
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 8:05 am
Well done, Pzyk! ^!
JesusWept - May 14, 2016, 10:49 pm
Nice


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